All I'm Saying

... is if you wake me up twice in the same night (at 2 am by scaring me to death and then again at 7am on a Sunday morning by ringing my doorbell twice in two minutes) and you are not A)my child or B)bleeding, you better be prepared to face the wrath of 32 weeks of pregnancy in the midst of eleven days alone with two kids and a dog that loses his mind when the doorbell rings (twice. at 7am. On a SUNDAY morning).